Modern Day Version of

“The Little Red Hen”

“Who will help me drill for oil and gas?”

“Not I,” said the county government.

“Who will help me produce the oil and gas?”

“Not I,” said the environmentalists.

“Who will help me refine the oil and gas?”

“Not I,” said the municipalities.

“Who would like to use the oil and gas to heat and light their homes and drive their cars?”

“I would, I would, I would!” said the general public.